Thursday, January 30, 2014




Hey Atul, today in noon I received a mail, someone close to both of us  has sent it and asked not unveil his name too .Mail contents are....

Zindagi me....
Dost sabse jyada jaruri hai...aaj samajh aaya..bhale hi sale kitne bhi kamine ho kutte ho par support sbse jyada dost hi krte hai...
Love u all my frndss....love u soo much.. 

Mr. Anonymous has attached a caption  with it stating that the “this is Atul Vatsa facebook Wall post”
I was totally in turmoil when I read it After all what’s new in it. Atul always post something related to love, fun, girls, quotes once or sometimes twice a day and this one is about friend’s importance and blessing them their importance. Every single one close to us know the fact that Atul is worthy of his friends .Candidly speaking, I was just clueless about the mail , What is the untold mystery and remain astonished whole day.

Before I was about to cover myself with the blanket and start my sleep journey. I got the point and well grabbed the core of the mail. After reading the mail, thoroughly once again, I was just overwhelmed because these days boredom dominates my days and nights and You have  given me something to cheer about.
The meaning behind your post”zindgi me….” Sounds cheezy. Why are you passing kudos to us yet there is months in friendship day to come? 
If I am sane ,Today is 29th of January and there is something special about this day.I am really a bum. How can I forget this day?
 From today your girl is officially someone else. She was tied in pious knot of marriage by now, with someone who deserves her (you too deserve her in a better way than that guy…kidding ).Now she has turned into a women, no longer be a cute girl who cuddles with you .


Happy for you man ……………….. I mean my heart too sobs for her. I have lost official right to call her BHABHI. We two ended our relationship with the status “may be sis-in –law” and “may be Bro-in –law”. Sorry man I moved to wrong track. Actually this day is all yours, I knew that how much intense feeling you have devloped for her (but I have to ask ,was it more than of Pari).

You have called me a friend and I will pay for it. I know you were not in your senses right now, even no one would be, in similar sort of situation. But there is nothing in my hand man; everything is up to god now. Shitt even god can’t change your destiny anymore. Now scenario is similar to that of Altaf Raja or Pankaj Udas songs of 90’s in which a girl is taking sath-phere making rounds of hawan kund with her bieu and  carring tears in eyes and her beloved lover is raining rose petals to the newly wedded couple spitting mournful songs.But you have not even got the chance to do so because god has not blessed you with melodious vocal chords and even she is not sobbing at all.


Happy for you man!! …….. I mean, it is not mandatory that  reel and real life have similarity at all .Why a boy always throw flowers in a girl Mandap. It is better to be in a Beer bar or a hookah lounge because they Were opened by keeping in mind such vulnerable scenarios. And if my anticipatory skills are good enough, you will must be in some kind of  place. Booze man, as much as you can because you owes nothing better than designed wine glasses full of vodkas, beers, rams and  sticks of grass dark puffs.

Happy for you!!!. I mean, I am just hapless; I have no idea how to compensate your pain so it is a better option for you to be shrouded in between empty glasses and smoke clouds. You can add a pinch of sad songs, if you think you need them. Heartless by Kanye West is a good one ,i will sing a few lines of it for you,as i don't perform often:
In the night, I hear them talk the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless,
How could you be so heartless ,
Oh, how could you be so heartless?
How could you be so cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talking to me though
You need to watch the way you talking to me yo
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the things we got into
Ayo, I know there are some things that you ain't told me
Ayo, I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna get me back and you gonna show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend, well I got homies
But in the end it's still so lonely
………………………………………..

Did you remember, about  promise she made to you that she will send a sum of RS.10k on her marriage for you so that you can celebrate and keep yourself exaggerated.
Has she sent that amount? If yes then enjoy the party man as it is Tere yar ki saddi hai.you have already missed a heave marriage buffet.and i too
 If everything goes as per schedule, probably I will meet you on 17th of February and on that particular day, I swear that I will organize a break up party for you and by that time I would probably collect some other hardcore heartbroken songs from metals, Airbourne and scar the martyr so that we can make the night more classy, even i have ample reasons to do so, I too lost my 50% share.



Once I told you that “Don’t express so much love to someone, in case she can’t, it leads to a non curable pain in your life, till your last breath. But you remain struck to that and continue to write poems for her after boozing sessions.
 .Happy for you man!!!!...... I mean now you can follow my golden wordings and you don’t look on your cell phone texting messages while we were slaming you on your relationship and one more stuff I am damn sure that you will look for a new sister in law for me sooner. Though I was comfortable with Pari...I mean i am cozy to nod her as my new may be sister in law....you always takes things in wrong way...

I knew aunty has too started her such campiagn for her Bahu..as it is already too late ,if something went wrong,then you will be worthless as everthing comes with an expiry date.So don't lose hope,be optimist,you too will get married one day and some other guy will do stuff what are you doing today.

And from now, no girls name on hands or chest by blades and cutting them back by blades after a relationship is over.Grow up man,how could you do such lewd things  Skinny ,you are already a skeleton system,remember that blood runs in you veins,not water.Behave like a Bhumihar,don't spoil the name of the entire community by mourning for a girl.you have just crashed that thought,in one word i always describe you as a PHILANDERED but now no more ,you better satisfy with folly tag.
                 In chaos, whether,i have to say it or not but since i am in flow ,i repeat here dialogues from movie Dil Dosti etc....
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I need no apologies , for this offense ......

Rest in peace...intense feeling of love, I m still Happy for You

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